If the world did end…..These laws are keepers…

Actual laws on the books in our fine country, may we keep them with all hell breaks loose……

 It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone’s pity.

 It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.

You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.

Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.

A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine

It’s illegal to clam at night in Connecticut

In Delaware you may not sell dead people for money without a license

Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches

It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels

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And the best part of all the above laws is that SOMEBODY must have done them for there to be a law about them…. rules

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