I am in a bit of a pickle. We are 3 weeks away from Christmas, and while I should be preparing for that fine day, I can’t get out of my head that the world may end 4 days prior.
Shall I deck the halls with boughs of holly, or stockpile firearms after the world is destroyed ?
Do I spread Christmas cheer for all to see and hear, or do I run for the hills screaming obscenities and prepare to meet my maker ?
I could go a wassailing among the leaves so green, or I could dig a trench fill it with cement and cower in there eating nuts and berries for the next 5 years.
Perhaps some cheery Christmas cards of me and the family smiling and wishing glad tidings and to all a good night, or a quick note to all to prepare yourself to be eaten by zombies ?
Such is my quandary, do I prepare for this ?
Or this ?
Merry Christmas Charlie Brown ?
Or get the fuck to an underground shelter Charlie Brown ?
More to come, or will there be ?