Thanks for Thanksgiving

We are a week away from the family festivities, hope this gets you in the mood.  Or at the very least,  convinces you to stay home.

Inspirational Family Quotes

Spend some time this weekend on home-improvement…
Improve your attitude toward your family.  Or just sleepover at Home Depot.

If you look deeply into the palm of your hand, you will see your parents and all your generations of your ancestors. All of them are alive in this moment. Each is present in your body. You are the continuation of each of these people. Now please resist the urge you have to stab your palm repeatedly with a sharp stick.

But enough about family. Thanksgiving is a day to stop working, stop schooling, stop drooling, a day for re-tooling, for traffic that is grueling, for much food for fueling, and drumsticks for dueling. Over the river and through the woods, you better not show up without plenty of canned goods. Family members you do not recognize, five minutes later you start to agonize, it is time to alcoholize, put on a disguise, plan on eating so you will need a larger clothing size, watch the candied yams start to crystallize, we fraternize with distant kinsfolk we despise, we gluttonize in hopes that it will metabolize, we are mesmerized at the sight of pumpkin pies, time to antagonize my Uncle Larry until I get ostracized……


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