Get it now before it’s too late ! (I have no idea what that means, but it sounds urgent, doesn’t it ?)
Download it on your computer, or your Nook, or your Kindle, or your I-phone, or your GPS in your car, or Netflix or your X-box or your newspaper. You can also now download it directly to your mailbox. Coming soon, the ability to download it directly to your brain’s memory so you don’t even have to read it you lazy bastards..
All for only 5 bucks… That’s the equivalent of a gallon of gas and you don’t have to drive anywhere..