Hot off the presses from Washington, Phonics has been dubbed illegal and iz now banned. From now on you can call things whatever you want !!!
Wot duz this meen ? Me think ewe no wat this meens !!!
Grammor iz now opshunal, Spelling iz know longer nessessare, Punkshewatshun haz been replaced bye pretty photos uv smiley faces.
Injoy reeding everywon…
Next week, Math will be replaced with something terrific. Rumor is , 7 + 5 now equals a pint, and a quart of milk will now cost you 3 fingers.