You hear these slogans all the time in the corporate world . You need to be motivated and determined. I say the hell with that, go all out and be determovated.
Here’s a few you may have heard as a way to get you out of bed each day.
Losers quit when they fail. Winners fail until they succeed.
A goal without a plan is just a wish.
Quality means doing it right when no one is looking.
I just read through those three and damn don’t I wish it was Monday already. I decided to crank it up a notch and make up my own corporate catch phrases that would make you want to work for me 7 days a week. I am hiring in case you were interested.
You can sleep in the next lifetime. True success is measured by the number of wrinkles under your eyes..
Be efficient enough during the week and you will be sure to have off for an hour on Saturday.
We will achieve more as a team when you can take that work life balance thing and stick a pin in it until 2025.
If we cannot get it right the first time, blame it on Steve until we do..
We are capable of so many ideas, the trick is to believe that one of them might actually fucking work. Until then, keep deleting everything, and burn what you cannot shred..
Look forward to this day. Yesterday is but a dream and tomorrow is only a vision. But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope. It all starts with good Chinese take out so let’s let Bob take over and get us the vision of some Chicken Lo Mein.. Then, nap time. We can dream, have another vision, and then call it a day.
That’s all for now.. This should have you so pumped to work tomorrow that you just start now. Let Sunday be the new Monday, and Saturday be the old Friday. We will work harder, and be dead quicker… Consider yourself duly determovated.